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Cuffin’ Season 2012 Calendar + Guide

If you read last years guide, you should be somewhat familiar with the idea of Cuffin’ Season. [ You can always refresh your memory here ] However, instead of just giving you the same exact calendar, many new factors had to be taken into account. New dangers you need to be aware of that threaten your Cuffin’ likelihood. In the past year I’ve had time to observe, study, and keep note of these events. I even called in a few people to assist on speaking on some of these dangers. So with no further adieu…

The Official 2012 Cuffin’ Season Calendar

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How To: Spot Different Durag Types & Their Danger Levels

I can’t begin to stress how important this is. Durag capes mixed with warm weather have claimed more lives than AIDS, gang violence, police brutality and overall bad health combined. While this blog can’t promise to keep you safe, it will however, keep you informed. Each type of durag has been carefully broken down by abilties and overall fighting power, similar to Pokemon. But unlike those creatures, the only thing you can catch messing with these will most likely be a bullet.

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How To: Cope while Twitter’s Servers are Down

I was sitting here tweeting my life away and suddenly thought about the server issue that happened. A scary thought came over me. What if it happened again? I’m not prepared. What would I (WE) do? Dear god, I have so many things to say. FUNNY RELATABLE THINGS!!! Sure I could text friends, but you can’t ReTweet texts. I panicked. Why would the internet gods give me this…this thing and just flat out take it away?? WHY??

A sharp pain ran right through my heart as if a bad chick ignored my DM. I almost dropped my phone in fear but then realized I needed it to tweet whenever the servers went back up. So what to do in the meantime? Here’s a few:

1. Cheat with your Work Husband/Wife. It’s not your fault. If twitter was working you’d be too busy being entertained to think about cheating. If he/she gets mad, Jack Dorsey, Noah Glass, Evan Williams & Biz Stone are the ones who messed everything up. Besides, it’s too hot for a relationship today anyway. They just make you hotter.

2. Read a bo…..watch TV.

3. Make your own twitter. Yup. Some people would probably tell you to go get some fresh air, enjoy the day, take a walk, etc. Nah. It’s like 200 degrees. Stay inside and just make your own twitter bro.

4. Sleep. If all else fails, just go to bed. Usually its the cure for anything. Aids, stab wounds, hunger, etc. When you wake up, you tend to usually feel better. Next time the server goes down, get some rest. Everything will be fine when you get up.