Making LOOOOOVE FAAACES!!!

You ever wondered what other races have sex to? I’m African American so off top, I already have a wide selection of songs. I mean, hell they should really rename R&B “So, we having sex tonight, right?”. 95 percent of that genre of music about is taking ’em off, making love faces, making love in somebody’s club and then there is Ne-Yo’s “Say It”…ahem.

But I often wonder, what do white people have sex too? Hispanic? Indian? Asian? Korean…..

Well, you know me. You ALREADY know what’s coming next….

Yeah….I know what Korean people are having sex to.


Wait. That’s an EXTREME generalization. I actually don’t know what Koreans are having sex too. I apologize. So I’ll rephrase. If I were Korean, this would be on my “Headboard Bangerz” mixtape.



RIIIIGHT!! So when I say I was ALL in this song, for days pressing repeat, looking crazy like…this isn’t happening. Max (Changmin) and U-Know (Yunho) of DBSK-fame got me on this one. Although the song is about a break-up, you wouldn’t know until you looked up the lyrics. It’s a very sensual sounding song, and then Changmin hit so many “Yeah’s” and “Whoa-Whoas” that you couldn’t tell me this wouldn’t bang in America…(if they were speaking English.)

Hell, even if I WASN’T Korean….I’d have sex to this.

There’s a whole 16 minute mini movie to go with the song. Has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with the song, so if you wanna see about three-four gun fights, some tae kwon do (I think) and 16 minutes of badassary, angst, and some matrix type shit…well. Here you go.

So we gone go out like that, huh Tite?

Bleach heads! Where are you? Come hither. We need to talk.

So ya’ll just gone act like when the Arrancar arc ended, you wasn’t mad confused? Bleach has the power and authority of ME, to take as long as possible to explain whatever the hell is going on. I don’t care if it last 1000 episodes. EXPLAIN IN DETAIL what the hell is going on.

Why am I mad?

Because Ulquiorra gone! My nigga dead!

Some say I have an extreme obsession with him. Why the hell not. You see this dude?

Nevermind the fact he looking MAD Zac Effron here…

This is Ulquiorra Cifer. Ulquiorra. Cifer. The baddest arrancar there was! He was intelligent, inquisitive, cruel, and the master of all kinds of baddassary. A black Cero, a lance that could destroy half of Hueco Mundo, the hardest skin in Hueco Mundo, high speed regenerative powers. Had a nasty habit of stabbing people in the heart with his BARE HANDS. A Sonido master. He was so strong, everyone automatically was like “Yeah…he’s gotta be Primera.” And on top of that, he had not one, but TWO releases. B.A.M.F’ing releases at that. I was actually scared of dude. He was so bad ass, he was like “Aizen don’t need to know everything bout me.” And his zanpaktou was named after one of the baddest cars on the planet. Have you SEEN a Mercuialago? Mane.

And you know what Tite did to him? Turned that nigga into dust. Bat dust.


That nigga is BAT DUST now.

Did you know that Ulquiorra Cifer’s death scene was the most watch scene out of ALL of Bleach? Yeah, ya’ll didn’t know that. Why, because at the end, the nigga got a heart. Ulquiorra Cifer was a practitioner of Nihilism; his belief system revolved around actual proof. He didn’t believe in the heart…until the very end, and his proof. The hand….

Hot damn. #weeps.
(sidenote. And the mere fact that they didn’t explore more into UlquiHime, pisses me off. If this show was rated R or something, they woulda shown it. A single human girl surrounded by horny ass Espada? And Ulquiorra had to keep her “company” all day? Mane. That’s makes for some good shit. Luckily there is enough written smut floating around for….oh…nevermind…)

Oh, I forgot. He was a poet. Def Espada Poetry Jam shit.

心在るが故に妬み I envy because of the heart
心在るが故に喰らい I glutton because of the heart
心在るが故に奪い I covet because of the heart
心在るが故に傲り I am prideful because of the heart
心在るが故に惰り(あなどり) I sloth because of the heart
心在るが故に怒り I rage because of the heart
心在るが故に Because of the heart
お前のすべてを欲する I lust for everything about you

*panties dropping*

And we turn him into dust Tite? Dust, mane. Dust?? See, I can’t.

Bring him back. NOW. Make it work. I don’t care. Give him his own series. I don’t care. Bringhimback.

And where is this negro? I know he ain’t dead….

Noonas gonna show you how to do this…Oppa.

Wait wait wait! Come back! Did I throw you off? I don’t care. Don’t go anywhere unless I tell you too 🙂

You guys remember me? Good! Well after my last post here at ToySldrs, I was hit up a few times about my obession with K-Pop. Like I told you Kanye digs it, Darkchild digs it, Will.I.Am is on it. So that means, we’re cool and I want you to be cool too. Hallyu (Korean Wave is real).

SO, like I said I got hit with the “Why do you love it so much”, “Well then put me on, let me see what the hype is.” And I can help you with that.

Technically, it’s just music. There isn’t an orginal thought in the world as of today, so what we are dealing with is…MUSIC. It’s just in another language. Once you get past that obstacle (I didn’t, I just learned the language), you’ll find that…it’s just music. Only difference being is that they take these kids, TRAIN THEM (to dance better, to sing better, to act better, to DJ better, to rap better) over the course of 5+ years before they even see the LIGHT of a stage…unlike some of our American artist….

Soul-jer

So. What I’m going to do is put you onto game. I won’t hit you with any super poppy shit because ya’ll ain’t ready. So I’ll hit you with one song that actually blew my mind, for I did not know of this…

Excuse me for a moment. -hangs out the window- SANG YESUNG SANG!!!!!

Ahem. Sorry about that. Yeah, and they were saying “Shawty”.

And then if you want….(because this is my shit)

Wait…SANG JJONG SANG!! YOU BETTER HOLD THAT NOTE!!

Well hell….even this…

You better harmonize all over this track, Park Bom! DO IT GIRL!

This is pretty basic, but awesome music to me. I could go deeper, but like I said, ya’ll ain’t ready. All I know is if Hallyu hits America, get the hell out my way, I got concert tickets to buy.

Thank you, God Bless, Good Night, I came…..

[exit stage left in her geta]