Bleach heads! Where are you? Come hither. We need to talk.

So ya’ll just gone act like when the Arrancar arc ended, you wasn’t mad confused? Bleach has the power and authority of ME, to take as long as possible to explain whatever the hell is going on. I don’t care if it last 1000 episodes. EXPLAIN IN DETAIL what the hell is going on.

Why am I mad?

Because Ulquiorra gone! My nigga dead!

Some say I have an extreme obsession with him. Why the hell not. You see this dude?

Nevermind the fact he looking MAD Zac Effron here…

This is Ulquiorra Cifer. Ulquiorra. Cifer. The baddest arrancar there was! He was intelligent, inquisitive, cruel, and the master of all kinds of baddassary. A black Cero, a lance that could destroy half of Hueco Mundo, the hardest skin in Hueco Mundo, high speed regenerative powers. Had a nasty habit of stabbing people in the heart with his BARE HANDS. A Sonido master. He was so strong, everyone automatically was like “Yeah…he’s gotta be Primera.” And on top of that, he had not one, but TWO releases. B.A.M.F’ing releases at that. I was actually scared of dude. He was so bad ass, he was like “Aizen don’t need to know everything bout me.” And his zanpaktou was named after one of the baddest cars on the planet. Have you SEEN a Mercuialago? Mane.

And you know what Tite did to him? Turned that nigga into dust. Bat dust.

That nigga is BAT DUST now.

Did you know that Ulquiorra Cifer’s death scene was the most watch scene out of ALL of Bleach? Yeah, ya’ll didn’t know that. Why, because at the end, the nigga got a heart. Ulquiorra Cifer was a practitioner of Nihilism; his belief system revolved around actual proof. He didn’t believe in the heart…until the very end, and his proof. The hand….

Hot damn. #weeps.
(sidenote. And the mere fact that they didn’t explore more into UlquiHime, pisses me off. If this show was rated R or something, they woulda shown it. A single human girl surrounded by horny ass Espada? And Ulquiorra had to keep her “company” all day? Mane. That’s makes for some good shit. Luckily there is enough written smut floating around for….oh…nevermind…)

Oh, I forgot. He was a poet. Def Espada Poetry Jam shit.

心在るが故に妬み I envy because of the heart
心在るが故に喰らい I glutton because of the heart
心在るが故に奪い I covet because of the heart
心在るが故に傲り I am prideful because of the heart
心在るが故に惰り（あなどり） I sloth because of the heart
心在るが故に怒り I rage because of the heart
心在るが故に Because of the heart
お前のすべてを欲する I lust for everything about you

*panties dropping*

And we turn him into dust Tite? Dust, mane. Dust?? See, I can’t.

Bring him back. NOW. Make it work. I don’t care. Give him his own series. I don’t care. Bringhimback.

And where is this negro? I know he ain’t dead….