Nobody can really explain what exactly Shia LaBeouf has been going through. He seems to be in a place where he is…constantly loud, and uproariously hilarious.
For me, this obsession with the cluelessness I have about Shia started with this:
Although he was not personally responsible for being called an actual cannibal, the dime had been dropped, snowball was rolling, we were setting a precident for how we would view him going forward.
Then he helps. He appears in a theatorical performance of ACTUAL CANNIBAL SHIA LABEOUF.
It was at this point that I was endeared to the fact that I would never figure this guy out. I don’t think I’m supposed to.
The latest of Shia’s shennanigans are his clips, at random. The first? This awesomely BAD but almost kinda good freestyle where he looks like he’s spent for months at some hippie convention in the mountains that spotlighted THINGS THAT RHYMES. He mentions Harriet Tubman for some odd reason.
Then came the SHIA LEBEOUF DO IT VIDEOS. Oh, oh boy.
And they kept getting funnier…and funnier…
Until we get to this one, where I personally cried.
At this point, he has to be destined for a greatness we simply cannot understand.