Lesson #21: Why men enjoy watching catfights.

But somehow, it never quite turns out like that. We keep hoping though.

Lesson #18: How to look at breasts in public.

You’d think this was known universally, but you’re wrong. Glance and pass, my friends. Quick glance and pass.

Lesson #7: Buying the right coat.

It’s definitely cold out (Sweaters anyone?) but that’s no reason to dress like a doofus. Be warm, just not obnoxious.

Lesson #58: Put some thought into it.

It’s the Holiday Season and everyone like’s a nice gift. Nothing says “lazy” than giving someone CASH for a gift (Birthday included.) Don’t be that person. It doesn’t have to be expensive, just thoughtful. People like thoughtful.