Lesson # 100: Don’t Get Ahead Of Yourself

In this instance, you don’t want to be like George. Had he accepted who he was and shown some humility, this may not have happened. If you’re short fat and bald, just be that. It’s you. Live your truth. There’s also nothing wrong with wanting to change, but the uppity attitude that came along with it is what lead to the end result. There’s no future in fronting. Ask Costanza’s toupee. Hov predicted this exactly. “They’re all actors, Looking at themselves in the mirror backwards. Can’t even face themselves.” He might’ve been subbing George all these years smh.

Lesson #80: What the company you keep says about you.
Ever feel alittle less attracted to someone just because of who some of their past exes were? Yeah. So does Jerry.

Lesson #98: Leave on a high note.

The TV show itself followed this very important rule. It’s better to leave while you’re on top. Told a hilarious joke? Leave. Just made a stack at the casino? Get outta there. Managed to get her number without saying anything dumb? Time to go. Get while the gettin’s good.

2 Part lesson: Treat others as you want to be treated, & to the victor goes the spoils. True indeed, Elaine. True indeed.