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MFBTY : w o n d a l a n d

There are levels to stannery. There always has and there always will be.

I, amazingly, manage to touch all aspects and levels. I can barely tell you much about Dragon Ball Z aside from character names, senzu beans and the fact that one fight will take up about 2 weeks of your precious time. I know even less about One Piece (OH THE SHAME!). I can look at my bookshelf and see it flooded with epics about hobbits and wizards and women who lead rebellions, conspiracy theories about Mary Magdalene, manga chapters, the sort. And you can look at my bookshelf and see my appalling lack of romantic comedies, Steve Harvey self help books and books along the lines of B-More Careful (BECAUSE NO).

Then there are times where I transcend levels. I become ethereal and ridiculous in my stannery. Dan Brown’s Angels and Demons (which I can meta like no one has ever meta’d before.) Naruto and Bleach and my undying love for Uiquorria. Beyonce. SHINee, dear God SHINee. I actually radiate pure maniac when it comes to such things.

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Well, it is time to add another so completely deserving bullet on that list of things I am completely manic about.

My Fans (are) Better Than Yours, or as aptly acronymized (you guys are going to have to get used to me making up words) as

MFBTY

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This should be no surprise; I’ve spoken highly about this group before. It was February 2013 when MFBTY released “Sweet Dreams”  and it was February 2013 when I become obsessed. Manic, I tell you.

MFBTY is comprised of MCs Bizzy and Husband-Wife tag team Yoon Mi Rae and Drunken Tiger.

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(Left to right: Bizzy, Yoon Mi Rae, Drunken Tiger)

These empyrean titans– legends!– in the Korean Hip Hop World came together to bless us with their first mini-album. We were graced with the aforementioned visual beast of a music video “Sweet Dreams” as well as my favorite favorite track BizzyTigerYoonMiRae.

Following the creation of Feel Ghood Music, we now have, two years later, Wondaland. Wondaland is the full length album–thank GOD–that blessed us with SIXTEEN tracks.

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Now what’s special about this album has something for everyone, your neopolitan of KHip Hop/Pop albums. There is the upbeat, funky  make you get out of your seat Bang Diggy Bang Bang. You’ve got Tasha (Yoon Mi Rae) and Tiger’s son Jordan’s adorably giddy Fart Dance. You’ve got the Bucku Bucku banger featuring Rapmon of BTS, EE, and Dino-J. You have Tasha’s angelic vocals with Bizzy and Tiger’s addictive rhymes on Angel. Then you have the fire-filled Rebel Music which plucks at the heartstrings of any revolutionary. Love Game with with Son Seung Yeon’s BEASTLY AMAZING POWERFUL vocals. Then, if you really want your mind blown Hollywho feat DOK2 is SO THROUGH. All four MCs FLOATED on this track. You HAVE to listen.

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I mean I could do this for each and every track. I seriously could. OR you could go buy it and check out the entire thing.

The moral of the story is, in a world completely taken over by the Hallyu Wave, we have a group that has managed to incorporate not on the thuggery and essence of hip hop along with the very thing that made Hallyu a WAVE, addicted melodies, upbeat tempo, funky lyrics and FEEL GHOOD MUSIC.

Tracklist:

  1. Welcome to Wondaland (intro)
  2. Hello Happy (feat. ????)
  3. 야야야/Hey Hey Hey (Half Time)
  4. 부끄부끄/Blush Blush (feat. EE, Dino-J, Rap Monster do BTS)
  5. Love Fortune
  6. 눈빛에 (In Your Eyes)
  7. Hollywho (feat. DOK2)
  8. Rebel Music
  9. 방뛰기방방 / Bang Digi BangBang
  10. 방귀 Dance/Fart Dance
  11. Angel
  12. 6am
  13. 사랑놀이/Love Game (feat. Son SeungYeon)
  14. Let It Go (Yong JunHyung do BEAST)
  15. 사랑과 펑화/Love & Peace (feat. Jeon InKwon)
  16. BizzyTigerYoonmirae (Smells & Reno Remix)

 

Three Hundred and Sixty Degrees of Seperation

A self-fulfilling prophecy is defined as such:  a prediction that directly or indirectly causes itself to become true, by the very terms of the prophecy itself, due to positive feedback between belief and behavior.

 

Easier way to say this is: any expectation, positive or negative, about a situation or event that affects an individual behavior in such a manner that it causes that expectation to be fulfilled.

 

We’ve heard of this before, this isn’t a new term. And every time they happen, even though we KNEW what was going to happen, we still find ourselves shocked that it did. Like a slow moving train wreck we begin to yell at the screen–TURN LEFT YOU IDIOT YOUR FATHER IS IN THAT ROOM  WHERE YOU DROPPED YOUR SKITTLES YOUR SHOES ARE UNTIED OHMYGOD YOU’RE GOING TO DIE!–because we can see it happening right in front of our eyes.

 

There are a few factors that define what makes a prophecy self-fulfilling.

 

One is the propheceer ( I totally just made that word up) has to hear or experience the prophecy.

 

Two is the propheceer has to apply some sort of belief base to it, whether they think it’s possible or impossible.

 

Three after the propheceer (Merriam-Webster, add this to the dictionary, its lingual gold!) hears this prophecy, he, she, they, alter their behavior to avoid it.

 

As we know, it is that aversion, that behavioral change and subsequent eurostep with enough dodging to make your 3rd grade dodgeball champ self proud dodging, is what makes this whole plot device work.

 

Common examples of self-fulfilling prophecy are well known in the literary world. Oedipus comes to mind (that devious mother lover), but there are other examples.

 

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There is one in Fire Logic by Laurie J. Marks.  JK Rowling’s Harry Potter series is rift with them, and Dune will spin your head with its use of the device. We can venture outside of literature and find it as well. Gendo Ikari from Neon Genesis Evagelion with his daddy-son ‘I don’t want to hurt you, Shinji’ issues. ALL of Star Wars—poor Anakin (tangent note; the entire original series would not have worked without the self-fulfilling prophecy. It is THE central plot device, although we didn’t know that when we first start). Minority Report relies on this trope, as well as Terminator, Twelve Monkeys and Premonition.

 

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Personally I am in love with any device that twist and plays with fate. I often use it in my own writing. Why? Because fate is such as straight line theory with us all– this fundamental belief that the divine is guiding us, that it serves as this majestic stimulus for the things that we do, that fate is the very reason certain and all things happen to us. The meddling with that concept creates a pocket of space, within whatever universe it is set in, that is almost romantic, surreal, transcendent and otherworldly, even if it will create horrors unforeseen.

 

So you can guess I spend a lot of time gravitating around that concept as if it were an umbilical cord to creativity and concepts I can’t quite grasp with all of my logic. However, one of my FAVORITE most favorite self-fulfilling prophecy is a prophecy that isn’t even considered one.

Hyūga Neji

 

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Right now some people are scratching their heads and some people are pointing at their screens going “YEAAAAAAAH! I saw that too!”

 

The reason why some may not consider it a self-fulfilling prophecy, or even noticed that it was one, is well…Naruto is a busy manga. It is chock-full of about 10-15 subplots (I’m being conservative, here) that intermingle with its main plot flawlessly (note: that may or may not be a very biased statement. Some of the plot holes in Naruto make it look like a slice of Swiss cheese. I chose to be blind to those plot holes. I don’t ask questions, I don’t confuse myself.)

 

But just like it’s easy to recognize that Itachi is the underlying fuel for the entire Naruto premise (not you Kyuubi; you were just an adorably confused destructive power that provided character development fodder for Naruto to chow down on! Yay!) it is easy to see that Neji’s life and ultimately his death is an example of, although slightly lampshaded, a self-fulfilling prophecy.

 

Let’s rehash everything we know about Neji.

 

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One, when we first meet him, he’s a little asshole–an unrelenting, egotistical arrogant little son of a bitch. I mean even Gaara was more likable than Neji during the Genin exams and Gaara was alarmingly horrifying. I mean, downright terrifying. He was–at what, 10 years old?– literally crushing people to death with sand. SAND. SAND! And even with all of the dread that he managed to conjure, I still liked him more than Neji.

(note: unless you are hoping to find any flash fanfiction or slash fanart of the Neji/Gaara ship (because WHO KNEW) don’t google Neji vs. Gaara. Trust me.)

 

 

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But as with all the characters in Naruto–not too many people, not even villains, move blindly through this universe. Everyone has a motivation and oft than not, it’s heartbreaking–Neji has a reason to his assholeism (made that word up too. Webster should just start paying me!).

 

What is that reason? His pecking order in his clan.

 

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Neji was a branch house member. As all Naruto fans know, the Branch House was the house that was always and forever, until the end of time, in service to the Main House. Here’s the secret: That fact IS the self-fulfilling prophecy.

 

However, Neji’s acceptance of that see-saws and that’s why people don’t point and go a-ha! Neji actually accepted his fate initially, this prophecy that was handed down to him through living through his father, Hizashi, sacrificing himself for the Main House, namely his brother Hiashi’s . The prophecy that Neji was more shown and raised in, rather than told in a loud booming voice of some seer or god was: you are fated to serve the Main House for as long as you are alive and you will die for the Main House if so be it.

 

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Neji entrenches himself in this fact to the point it motivated a twisted sadistic side of him, one that is out to prove that you are a victim to fate, not a benefactor of it.

 

“People are judged by their true nature. It is the way of the world. That is why we have an elite, and that is why we have outcasts. We can change our physical appearance and improve our skills with training and study, but ultimately, we are judged by what we cannot change. What can’t be changed must be endured. We are who we are, and we must live with it.”

 

As is Naruto’s duty,  Neji is practically beat over the head with the protagonist never-ending non-exhaustive reservoirs of “YOU CAN DO ITS” that eventually he (after a heart to heart with his uncle) alters his ideology on what he considers his fate is and devises a new one. Where we can symbolically see Neji’s will go from a caged bird…

 

“The curse mark is the symbol of a bird locked in its cage. It’s the mark of those who are bound to a destiny they cannot escape”

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…to one of an uncaged bird. (free will and shit. Go back and look at some of the manga stills involving him. Birds. )

 

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Yet it is this ideology change that eventually gets him killed. He dies in the role he was always meant to fulfill: dying for Main House (if you want to be nitpicky, a member of the Main House and her eventual Prince Consort, but whatevs.)

 

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Now some are probably saying: Neji would have died regardless because his role was to protect the Main House. Sure. However, people forget he almost KILLED Hinata in their first battle and it took Naruto and The “What in THE HELL are you doing, man?” posse to stop him from doing such.

 

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So old, arrogant, full of disdain Neji, despite his acceptance of his fate, would have looked the other way, thus probably saving his life, while gigantic toothpicks impaled Hinata and her eventual lover.

 

New, sweet, thoughtful, badass with a heart Neji and his “fate be damned” ideology does exactly what his fate asks him to do! He dies for the Main House.

 

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Did Neji beat fate, or did Neji submit to it? It almost makes your head hurt right? That’s because Kishimoto is a mad-man.

 

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I wonder if Neji and his Byakugan…saw that one… coming? (bah-dah-ting) No? Too soon. Okay.

P.S. BRING NEJI BACK. I DON’T CARE HOW YOU DO IT BRING HIM BACK.

 

 

All images belong to their respective parties.

s m o o t h : K-Pop R&B of 2013

I asked a question a couple of years back, as to what Asian had sex too. I mean, I know what I, as a black person, would normally listen to (Hey Marvin, Hey Smookie and Teddy) and sometimes I think I know what White people would listen to (that is to say,the former statement culturally insensitive as hell, not taking into consideration that we don’t all listen to the same damn thing, but just go with the flow right now. Damn.) I remember finding the answer when I discovered DBSK’s “Before You Go.”

Now this isn’t a post necessarily about sexy music, but more about R&B because, if you’ve checked American tunes, there is a…lack of smooth tunes to groove to on the radio. If you’re missing that in your life, you can search the net for other countries. There is always the French Soul collective (Hello Monsieur Nov) or Adele or if you’re patient enough to wade through the NeoSoul scene here in states you’ll find something.

Or…

There is Korean R&B.

Wait.

I can hear you now. “Oh, here Jade go, again” but hear me out! These songs are SMOOTH. They are. They are. They just are. Hell, if someone were to slap some English lyrics on them, you all would be downloading them to your mix-tapes RIGHT THIS INSTANCE. I asked an expert (my Mom) and she’s a fan, so I in turn will try to put you on.

 

SHINee – Excuse Me Miss 

SHINee’s lastest double CD effort was chock full of lucid tunes and smooth beats (plus it didn’t hurt that two of their tracks mirrored some of Jay-Z’s titles (Excuse Me Miss and Girls Girls Girls. No, I’m not playing, I’m serious.) Excuse Me Miss was smooth, charming and it took little effort to see each of the members approaching a young woman on some street in Brooklyn. It sounds authentically R&Bish and it’s something you wouldn’t expect from a POP band, but then again, SHINee is a contemporary R&B group, so me, as an avid fan, lack the surprise that others displayed.

 

Swings – A Real Lady

More of your R&B  / Hip Hop mash up, but the video chick is a black woman so, you know, 5000+ to Gryffindor for that. Plus it’s just so damn smooth. Shout out to Swings, BEENZINO, Gray and Zion T for this track!

 

2PM – Dangerous

2PM is more of a techo-beat, rave, here comes my self-composed 6 counts of 8 chorography I made up while I was in my shower, raw energy dance party.  They’ve done ballads, but personally, 2PM doesn’t have the vocal talent to pull them off all the time. Regardless of that, they are still a talented group and it was proven with Grown. If you listen to Dangerous and don’t want to 2-step all the way to the function with a red cup in your hand, you’re out of your mind.

 

SHINee – Symptoms

My favorite group in the whole wide world is back with a track that served as a B-side to their live promotions. (Sidenote: Most K-Pop groups will debut a single but for award and music shows, they’ll perform another one off the track.) Now, I’m not trying to show any kind of bias but when I first heard this song, my head almost popped off my head, rolled my car window down and tried to jump to safety. I was THAT affected. If I listened to it anymore I was going to explode in feelings. It was THAT good to me. This song is sexy, it is smooth, it is damn near addictive. 

 

EXO – Growl 

EXO are the new kids on the block. And by new kids I mean, the new kids who were trained under the same people who brought DBSK, Super Junior, SHINee and Girl’s Generation to international fame. It’s easy to say that there were high expectations for these kids. And let me tell you, they succeeded. This song has won a shitload of awards, including two awards for Song of The Year. And it’s not undeserving. The teaser for Growl sounded world’s apart from their single Wolf, the lead in for their record breaking album XOXO. Didn’t know what to expect but I’ll tell you this, this is a GOOD ASS SONG. From jump to the very end, good music. If there was a K-Pop song you HAD to listen to in 2013, it was Growl.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DOOM DADA

We all know Choi Seunghyun a.k.a. T.O.P. right?

This cool awesome bastard right here?

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Also this guy… (you can’t NOT like T.O.P. Harlem Shaking. You can’t.)

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So he’s been pretty busy. He has one of the highest grossing movies for 2013; Commitment, a story about the son of an ex-North Korean agent is tasked to kill North Korean spies in Seoul to save his younger sister.

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He was voted by FUSE Magazine as the sexiest male entertainer of 2013.

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And on Friday, November 15, to add to his groups mad rush of independent solo activities and music videos, T.O.P. releases his own HIGHLY HIGHLY anticipated solo endeavor, DOOM DADA.

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Now before I introduce the video ( because I’m pretty sure you’re anxious to find out WTF is going on), let me give you some foreplay to this musical o’gasm you might have.

T.O.P, along with G-Dragon, is titled as one of BIG BANG’s rappers. For as long as I’ve followed BIG BANG, I can tell you that, as far as rappers go, T.O.P. has a particular swagger to the way he raps, and at no point in time has he ever hesitated to push the envelope. His voice is distinctive, his rhyme pattern is calm, yet excitable, and along with his devilishly ridiculous good looks, T.O.P. has established himself as a fearsome hip hop artist in not only South Korea, but worldwide. His sub-unit activities with G-Dragon never fail to entertain and have a crossover appeal that I have personally tested. It was successful. When you have aged and wizened American hip hop heads nodding along, you know you’ve probably listened to something special.

With DOOM DADA, T.O.P. is back again, hitting us with his distinctive style of deep vocalized hard hitting rhymes that go from slow and easy to fast paced and in your face. The video itself is like Kanye West meets Alfred Hitcock meets too many blunts to the head. It’s entertaining, yet, very unique compared to his BIG BANG counterparts. G-Dragon like very vibrant colors in his videos and music, espeically seen in Coup D’eat; Daesung’s was melodramatic that highlited his very soul-searing vocals. Seungri got what he wanted, a “club banger“, and Taeyang’s look like We Got Served got into a fight with Style P’s Good Times.

DOOM DADA on the other hand, is an acid trip in black and white. It’s addictive and you’ll press play more than once to figure out what the fuck is going on. Because we don’t know.

Check it out.