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How To: Make Your Own Toy Sldr

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What You Need:
1. Paper (1 Sheet Per Sldr)
2. Scissors
3. Glue/ Glue Stick
4. 15 mins.

This is going to be a lot faster than the Tank. Promise. Click the image above for the FULL SIZE and print a copy to get started

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Directions:

MAKE SAM!
Step 1: Carefully cut the Sam Sldr Body + Arms out of the paper.
Step 2: Fold the body as indicated in the diagram for all the highlighted areas. (Fold the white flaps, the top part of the helmet, the bottom of the feet, the sides of the body, etc.)
Step 3: If folded correctly, you should notice his square like appearance beginning to form. Simply glue all the white flaps to their respective parts in order to keep the body together.

MAKE ARMS!
Step 1: Fold each arm along its horizontal mirror axis (the dotted lines) so you have a back and front.
Step 2: Perform a small fold along the biceps diagonally as indicted above.
Step 3: Glue the part that you folded on each arm to each side of Sam’s body.

Congrats! You’ve just recruited your first Sldr. Make as many as your expensive printer ink will allow you to

What If….?

I don’t know man, sometimes I get caught up thinking, you know? Mostly random scenarios and how they could play out. Remember that Tootsie Pop commercial with the owl? I thought taking that kid’s Tootsie pop like that was really unnecessary. And what happens next, the Owl technically had it coming…if we’re being real.








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What if after basically being a smart ass and eating the Tootsie pop, the kid came back with Mr. Turtle and they did a driveby? Who knows. Maybe he’s been a smart ass for years and the kid finally got tired of his shit and enlisted help from the animals.

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What if the kid had to lay low for a bit and asked Mr. Fox for a place to stay? Naturally he knows someone. Because most people with shades on and grin like that know someone that knows someone. It’s true. It’s in a lot of books.

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What if they put these 2 on the case?

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And Stabler presses Mr. Cow who eventually cracks because they threatened to take him off of house arrest (incase you couldn’t tell by the fences) and send him back to prison?

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What if the tip they got from that snitching ass Cow (DON’T DRINK MILK) lead them right to wear the kid was and they arrested him for the death of Mr. Owl. And RIGHT as they’re about to slam the door on the squad car and close the case…..















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…this was just another one of Wade’s dreams?

How To: Make Your Own Toy Sldrs Tank

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Need some random TOYS for your desk? Here to help. Click on the picture above to get the full size image, then print it out to get started on your own Toy Sldrs Tank!

What You Need:
1. Paper (Obviously)
2. Scissors
3. Glue/ Glue Stick
4. 15 or so mins.

Click on each picture below and follow the steps. If you need a bigger example during each step, from the following page, click the image again. Happy Arts and crafts. Feel free to @ us on twitter or instagram with your finished Tanks! Special limited discount for all of those who send us a picture 😀