I don’t know man, sometimes I get caught up thinking, you know? Mostly random scenarios and how they could play out. Remember that Tootsie Pop commercial with the owl? I thought taking that kid’s Tootsie pop like that was really unnecessary. And what happens next, the Owl technically had it coming…if we’re being real.

What if after basically being a smart ass and eating the Tootsie pop, the kid came back with Mr. Turtle and they did a driveby? Who knows. Maybe he’s been a smart ass for years and the kid finally got tired of his shit and enlisted help from the animals.

What if the kid had to lay low for a bit and asked Mr. Fox for a place to stay? Naturally he knows someone. Because most people with shades on and grin like that know someone that knows someone. It’s true. It’s in a lot of books.

What if they put these 2 on the case?

And Stabler presses Mr. Cow who eventually cracks because they threatened to take him off of house arrest (incase you couldn’t tell by the fences) and send him back to prison?

What if the tip they got from that snitching ass Cow (DON’T DRINK MILK) lead them right to wear the kid was and they arrested him for the death of Mr. Owl. And RIGHT as they’re about to slam the door on the squad car and close the case…..

…this was just another one of Wade’s dreams?

As much as I enjoyed the Power Rangers as a kid (and as an adult.) there’s no doubt in my mind that the Green Ranger is the greatest of all time. The flute dagger was kinda sus, but he served people up the shenanigans with that dagger so technically he gets a pass. (Hey if Link can, so does Green Ranger, bro.) Don’t debate me if you’ve never shot a green kamehameha blast during a fight.

Speaking of which, can we all agree the Green Ranger Saga was the best of all the 3819137 different Power Ranger series? Yes? Cool.

PAY HOMAGE OR K’S VOMIT

(P.S. Ever notice how everyone green {Sans Spider-man} are cooler than everyone else? The Hulk, Ninja Turtles, Yoda, Green Ranger, etc. Just an observation.)

Because why not, right? Merry Christmas everyone.

I’ve watched The Avengers animated movies tons of times. But it really JUST hit me that no matter what was thrown his way, the only thing that could defeat the hulk was pussy. How crazy is that. Anyway, if you haven’t seen the movies, I think they’re still on Netflix. (The 2nd one wasn’t as good in my opinion.)