1. Patrick Swayze
Bet you didn’t see this coming. Yes there are other great Mullets such as Chuck Norris and MacGyver that do deserve honorable mention, but Swayze earns that number 1 spot due to his versatility. Don’t believe me? Well lets see. Mullets by definition are business in the front, party in the back, correct?
Check out Swayze w/ the mean 2 step having a good time in this scene from Dirty Dancing:
And when it was time to get down to business, not many people can say they had their throat ripped from their neck. (via Scene from the Movie Roadhouse.)
Yeah Chuck Norris can go toe to toe with Bruce Lee and MacGyver could create a phone from a glue stick and pencil shavings, but do they have bitches though? No? Exactly.