We Are Heros

Sometimes as fans, we have a burning desire to see the animated tales we love so much, in live action. Not because the anime themselves are too simple, or our imaginations aren’t complex enough; sometimes we wanna see if they can JUST DO IT. Can they live up to our imaginations, our expectations, and really bring our favorite characters to life.

Most of the time they can’t. *shrug* And then they surprise us and really do it, and it’s fantastic and we are squealing in excitement (READ: ROROUINI KENSHIN, Oh dear god)


Yet, we don’t have the time to wait for a producer to like the anime/manga/game enough to adpat it (READ: ruin it)

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So we as fans decide to do it ourselves. Which requires a deep level of commitment (and a set of deep pockets in some cases). Costumes, videogrpahy, choreography, scene setup. All in the name of a fandom.

Now there are some fan made video that are just… how do I say it….you can tell they REALLY love the anime…and they are doing this for the hell of it. Fuck production, fan appeal. They just needed to get it off their chest.

See.



Then there are those you’re not quite sure WHAT the fuck to thing. I mean….


Then there are those who put SOME effort into it, and it’s pretty damn good.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIMwsh8sVKA

Then there are those who put so much effort into it, that you’re wondering what the hell is going on? People like this exist? These gods amongst humans with their awesomeness?



Here are several VERY WELL MADE fan-videos ranging from DBZ to Naruto.

Very. Well. Made.



Naruto Shippuden Dreamers (Part 1/4)

(Shoutout to Dr. Hip Hop @ www.drhiphop85.com for the GakAttack Introductions. Run to his blog. Like RIGHT now.)




Dragon Ball Forever



GakAttack’s Epic Anime Time



Mario Street Challenge.
Bonus: Ichnigga fights Ichinigga. Rate it how you must.

Why Superman is a Dweeb

You don’t have to be heavy in comics to know the whole Superman mythology. Sole survivor of Krypton who ends up on Earth as a baby and is taken in by a kind couple who raises him as their own. From there grows up to be 1 of our greatest hero’s. He then spends the rest of his life battling all types of villains (including arch nemesis Lex Luthor), stopping regular crimes and trying to maintain a relationship with the likes of one Louis Lane.

I have a lot of issues with the Superman story. For one, the costume. Aside from removing his glasses and rocking a Ricky Ricardo curl, there was no real disguise. You mean to tell me not ONE person could connect the two?





…..SERIOUSLY?!?

They had police Stations. Detectives on the payroll. Not one? You mean to tell me everyone in Metropolis was a stone cold idiot? How did they get jobs or handle heavy duty machinery? This really speaks volumes for their public school system. There’s no chance Bruce Wayne or Peter Parker could parade through the streets without a mask and not be recognized in minutes. Chicken Boo had better disguises than Superman and got caught every single time. It’s complete bullshit.

Next? Lex Luthor. The fact that Superman, a superior being with the ability to stop moving trains using just his bare hands actually had a regular nigga with money believe himself to be a worthy adversary is ridiculous. The FIRST time he mouthed off, I would’ve held him up by his chopper suit and punch a hole clean through his chest. Problem solved. Like how did they go back and forth for so long? Why wasn’t he dealt with? Because Superman is a dweeb, that’s why. Infact, there was no real reason for crime to still take place in Metropolis or anywhere in the world for that matter. Superman should’ve put the fear of god into the hearts of all mankind. Who was going to stop him? He’s motherfucking Superman. Bank Robberies? Nope. Snatch an arm out the socket and watch the crime rate drop 97% within the next 2-3 hours.

His love life. Dog, you’re Superman. Why is that a secret? I’m telling everyone and getting all the hoes. Wtf. Why would I have the ability to fly and still work a 9-5? If you can fly, you shouldn’t have to do anything regular people do. I’d dance in all the old Bad Boy videos and Suge Knight wouldn’t DARE tell me shit. The world would be a safer place because of me and I’d live like a Rockstar. The Fortress of Solitude would be the biggest bachelor pad known to mankind. I’d really just have sex, eat pizza, kill bad guys and twitpic my adventures. Yes, I’d tweet. I’d want you all to know how awesome I was.


With all this in his very grasp, he’d rather sit around and struggle to say something to Louis Lane. Louis isn’t even bad bro! There was no style of finesse with Superman. I’d seriously fight crime in sneakers and they’d never crease. Infact I would’ve been the ONLY person with concords and Michael Jordan wouldn’t take god out his thoughts and turn down the offer of taking picture with me ( Hi Chamillionaire! ). I’ll just end this rant here and sum it up by saying, Fuck Superman. Seriously. I wanna wrap my fist in a Kryptonite glove and punch him in the stomach then stuff him into a locker anytime he gets mentioned.

Changing Faces

As with any body of intelligent human beings, when grouped together and a topic is placed in front of them, a variety of answer and conclusions will be reached. Whether those conclusions are all in agreeance or not, is up to the consensus of the group. This happens anywhere. For example you can take a group of theologists and have them debate about a certain event in history shrouded in mystery and you are guaranteed a number of answers will be given. As long as they have some sort of truth and their answer can be reasoned with facts (sometime tinted with opinion), the answer will be acceptable.

The thought of doing just that, gathering a solid body of opinions, was reached when on three or four Wednesdays ago, the latest chapter of Naruto had dropped and the “nerd” sector of Twitter went into a frenzy. For the longest, chapter after chapter, we all believed we had it figured out. Tobi had revealed himself to Sasuke , his previous identity masked (excuse the pun) and unmapped, that he was indeed Uchiha Madara. That he’d survived all these years and was deductively mapping the destruction of the modern shinobi world to be replaced with what he called peace. We believed it, and never questioned it until Chapter 559 page 15 when we are shown an Impure World Resurrection that reasonably shocked, excuse the French, the SHIT out of Naruto fans everywhere.

That’s right That’s right I’m doing me, I’m doing me.


Thoughts were racing, minds where calculating. If THIS is Uchiha Madara…then who the hell is Tobi?



So I asked.


@DeadlyDiva

Hmmm… This is a tough one. I know people like to think Tobi is Obito, but I don’t buy it. Based on what we know of his personality via Kakashi, he doesn’t seem the type. I believe that Tobi is an Uchiha, but I’m thinking it’s one that we didn’t know about. Perhaps another survivor of the massacre with a well deserved axe to grind. I wouldn’t be surprised if Tobi were actually female…


@ImaComicNerd

When I read the chapter that proved that Madara and Tobi weren’t the same it shocked the hell out of me. Then I started thinking on something. I think Tobi may end up being someone important that was associated with the Leaf Village in the past that hasn’t been mentioned much or if at all during the manga. Someone close that realized the true power of the eye techniques and faked his death so they could move around in the shadows. I think many will start thinking of other Uchihas like Obito but we’ve seen people use Sharingan eyes that were not part of the bloodline.
Whoever it is I just hope they don’t drop the ball on this and make all the buildup be worthless.


@ActionHankBeard

Up until chapter 559 it was pretty much assumed that the man behind the mask was Madara Uchiha himself. Due to the nature of Tobi’s abilities and his extensive knowledge about the life of Madara and the history ninja world as a whole, no one really saw any reason to question if Tobi was really who he said he was. Of course that all changed with the summoning of Madara Uchiha himself onto the battlefield. After I read the chapter I took to Twitter and I had a pretty long discussion with Dennis which resulted in multiple theories. After giving it more thought, this was the theory that I came up with:

Tobi = A clone of Madara created to carry on the goals of the original Madara

There are a couple of things that lead me to this. First off the dialogue between Kabuto and Madara after he was summoned suggested that Madara somehow expected to be revived. Madara and Kabuto hinted at a secret partnership and implied that Tobi was actually a “fake”. In 564 when Naruto confronted Tobi about his identity, Tobi recalled Kabuto’s summoning demonstration and he realized that the trump card was played prematurely. This would mean that Tobi is aware that he’s a clone of the original, but it also suggests that Kabuto is using his influence over Madara to go against Tobi’s schemes since it is clear that he somehow augmented Madara’s abilities without Tobi’s knowledge. (Plus he’s always had ulterior motives from the start).

It is possible that The Rinnegan that Tobi claimed he “gave” to Nagato originally came from Madara, who awakened it before his death. At any point after that Orochimaru could have obtained his DNA which Kabuto most likely collected after his demise. This would explain how Kabuto was able to summon Madara (among other legendary nin) in the first place. What this doesn’t explain is who could’ve cloned the original Madara. I suppose it’s possible that he somehow cloned himself since we don’t know the full nature of his abilities. My guess is that the older son of the Sage of Six Paths is somehow involved and that this is all an elaborate attempt to recreate the Sage of Six Paths through Tobi.

This theory could potentially explain the following:

-Tobi’s memories as Madara and knowledge of the ninja world
-Tobi’s supposed immortality
-Tobi’s aged partial appearance (See battle with Konan)
-Nagato’s possession of the Rinnegan and coercion into the Akatsuki
-Tobi’s Moon’s Eye plan


@DrHiphop85

Okay, in between finals and trying to get my thesis published, I’ve really been thinking about the identity of Tobi. Originally, we thought he was Madara. I mean he claimed that identity and there was really nothing to say otherwise. He had knowledge of the history of the Uchiha and seemed to have intimate information about the First Hokage. Things changed when we saw Kabuto summon the actual Madara. Then we noticed that Tobi even stated, in-directly, that he isn’t Madara. So now we’re back at this place of: who the hell is Tobi? Now I believe there are three options. The first would be that Tobi is Madara’s brother, Izuna. I mean he’s someone who has been around a long time and could possibly been behind the scenes all this time and could feel a certain way towards his brother. The second option is that Tobi is a child of Uchiha and Senju blood, perhaps the son of Madara or the First Hokage. This could explain his feelings towards the Hidden Leaf Village as well. The final choice, the one I hope isn’t true, is that Tobi is a mysterious NEW character we have no see before. If so, that would be slightly a cop-out, but it’s a possibility. Those are just my picks, I’m anxious to find out who he really is soon.


@_titojohnsON

Definitely think it’s Obito, he covered his right eye alluding the fact that it was missing in my opinion, and has a similar hairstyle, chronological issues aside, and I think he somehow obtained the ability to travel time

As for me?


@BlackNerdJade

Hell, I don’t know! That’s why I asked all of them! I was completely convinced it was Uchiha and with deductive reasoning the only Uchiha I thought strong enough to control Madara would be Izuna. Then Tito up there reminded me that if we’re going to take death out of the equations that opens the playing field for a gangload of Uchiha. So the Obito theory was introduced. Soon as I find a connection between either Izuna or Obito to both Nagato and Kisame (other than the foundation of the Akatsuki), then I’ll be able to decide between the two.

A/N: BUT seeing as Masashi Kishimoto has a way of either totally surprising me (Hello, Gaara’s Mom who wasn’t the bitch they made her out to be) or pissing me off (Hinata. Jesus Hopping Christ, why are we ignoring Hinata?) When it is finally revealed we’re either going to be shocked or sitting back going “I told you so”

Anime BrainTrust, Out.

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