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Cuffin’ Season 2015 Calendar + Guide

The Official 2015 Cuffin’ Season Calendar

As you can see, the Calendar wasn’t released during it’s usual time. I could sense something wasn’t right. Although I have been prepping people since Mid-August with the right Shoot Your Shot music, there was clearly a disturbance. The air wasn’t as crisp as it should be. The lust wasn’t quite right. I sat back and waited. Sure enough, #WATTBA dropped and extended Summer at least an additional week. Cuffin’ Season had to be pushed back. Strategies needed to be reevaluated. Everything from preparing for Charles/Charlene, finding new allies in Netflix & Chill, to Withstanding The Woes of Christmas Past, etc. With this being our 5th year, there is no longer any need for full blown breakdowns. This isn’t a local pickup game at the park. You’re officially in the league now, kids. Oh what a time, to shoot a shot.

Gear Up. [ Prerequisite Reading ]:
– Within the archived guides, you’ll find detailed definitions for a lot of the terminology used and additional help on implementing them into your own Cuffin’ Strategy.

Final Notes:
Did you make it? Will you make it? Well, if you followed everything outlined and made adjustments wherever necessary, you should. Don’t get me wrong either, what may start out as just fun and games, could turn into the best decision you’ve ever made.  I’m just here to guide you into the new year. What you do after that point is entirely up to you. Questions? Comments? Send them via twitter to @ToySldrs or with the hashtag #GameOfCuffs.  Take a chance, or give someone a chance. But never forget..

 

WINTER IS COMING.

Movie Club – Week 12

Mississippi Damned Movie Club

Picked by @TahTeeAHNuh, check out this week’s movie club film and let me know what you think in the comments or via  twitter using the #MovieClub hashtag! If you’d like to submit future movie club picks, simply email me (dennis@toysldrs.com) or reach out via twitter (@ToySldrs). We’re always looking for new films!

Mr. Six

Good things come to those who wait. Good things come to those who wait until the PERFECT moment to ditch their insanely popular boy band, ditch their insanely popular record label, go back to their home country and BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL SUPERSTAR about ten times hotter than they could have EVER become if they’d stay.

Who am I talking about? Mr. Galaxy Fan Fan himself, Wu Yifan.

kriskirs mr six

If you’re into K-Pop (or the K-Pop drama that rivals Love and Hip Hop) then you’ve probably heard of Wu Yifan, or better known as Kris. As the leader of the EXO-M subunit of EXO, Kris was apart of one of fasting rising groups to fame that Seoul has ever seen. EXO is a household name, all across Asia, Europe and any other place that has access to YouTube and Naver.

Well, Kris WAS the leader of EXO-M.

Now Kris is

  1. An actor
  2. Singer
  3. Model (for Vogue, Beats by Dre, Bazaar ect)
  4. INTERNATIONAL CELEBRITY that is in good with the Kardashians and Jenners. So you know…that’s a big deal. Fan Bing Bing thinks he’s cute. I know she does.
  5. Al around precious being with an Instagram account that slays.

kriswufan mr six

Crazily enough, considering how powerful and popular EXO (in comparison to how shitty SM is) two of his former bandmates followed his leadership and jumped the EXO ship, too, both now staring in movies, dramas and releasing their own solo albums.

 

ztao mr six luhandelte

So what is Mr. Steal Your Fame doing now? RELEASING A BAD ASS MOVIE, THAT’S WHAT.

Introducing, Mr. Six.

Mr. Six (Chinese: 老炮儿) (previously known as Fading Wave) is an upcoming 2015 Chinese action comedy film directed by Guan Hu and written by Dong Runnian. It stars Feng Xiaogang, Kris Wu, Zhang Hanyu, Li Yifeng,and Xu Qing.[1] Mr. Six is scheduled to be released on December 24, 2015 in China.[2]The film will close The 72nd Venice International Film Festival in an out-of-competition screening.[3] Main cast member Feng Xiaogang and Li Yifeng are scheduled to attend the festival on Sept 12, 2015. Mr. Six was selected to be screened in the Special Presentations section of the 2015 Toronto International Film Festival.[4]

Look at this shit, man. It looks SO BAD ASS. I can’t wait for subs!